Housewives Of Miami Flop

Bravo Tv only aired five episodes of The Real Housewives Of Miami. Should we ponder why? I think so. Basically you have several women that married money for starters. Larsa Pippin is Scotti Pippin's wife. She makes babies, spends money and bitches about her nannies. This pretentious, immature cunt needs to get a grip and raise her own kids. If you can't handle that many kids then why have them. Why does someone else have to take care of your kids while you lounge around the pool? Enough on this cunt, let's move to the next one.

Christy, I don't know your last name and it does not matter. This one thinks that if you invite her to a charity event and she does not RSVP she can then show up with two friends without paying for her table. Then tell everyone that she shouldn't have to pay because the mere act of her showing up at all is just 'doing you a favor'. WOW! Clueless, snobby, beeotch! Hey what's your name....go stick your head in the sand while you wait for your ex-husbands money to come every month. NEXT

Lea Black is married to some rich guy from Texas. Why are you in Florida if you hate the weather? Why????? She has a charity that she raises money for because she isn't good for anything else. She's a moron with hubby's black American Express card. Runnin' around buying tacky clothes giving bad advice to the younger housewives. Go back to Texas. Miami is for the Rich, Good Looking, Single, Young, Gay Guys and I don't think you are gay or young! Next

Marysol is; I don't know what to say. Her mother is a troll and I think she lives under a bridge. Oh, and mommy dearest thinks she is a psychic. If that's true, why didn't she keep her daughter from making so many mistakes in her life? Marysol has a job, event planner. She recently married a younger man that has money. Go figure. She's like a deer caught in headlights. Next

Adrianna has a job. She runs an art gallery. I guess that job pays a lot of money. Maybe the man she lives with foots the bill for everything she buys. Is the house hers or his? Probably his. This woman plays the wounded little girl card like there is no tomorrow. She tells a story of how her first husband went to Brazil and began a relationship with another younger woman. Leaves her with a young child and pays no child support. BooHoo! Next

Alexia, I have some respect for. She's raising two sons and running a magazine. She married a man a little older than herself, but I do believe it is love and not the money. She comes off smart, confident, and organized. She does not engage in the childish bullshit and keeps her mouth shut. Better to appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. I really like this woman, she gives off excellent vibes. She knows she is getting older and not trying to hide her age with a lot of fake stuff or clothes that are inappropriate for her. She is the only reason to watch this show.

Bravo TV should stop with the clown shit and stick to what is best; RHOOC, RHONJ, RHOATL, and RHOBH. Seriously Andy Cohen, are the gays that into this shit or what? What would happen if you put middle class housewives on a show. You know you have to call them REAL because they are authentic. No REAL Housewife is anything like these women. Get educated Bravo TV.